Sex Withdrawal Psychosis!

AUNTIES!
To put it bluntly, my girlfriend is crazy. About a month and a half ago, she decided that she wanted to be celibate. I asked where this came from and she got upset about me "stepping on her beliefs" and I backed off. Well it's been nearly two months and we have yet to have sex. Now I"m not the kind of guys who cheats, but dammit, I need something! I fell back into the habit of watching porn as I did when I was single. She has recently discovered this and hit the roof! About three days ago, I decided that it was time to just end this. I sat her down and told her that I think we should see other people. She went in the kitchen, started breaking dishes, then began to cut herself and told me that if I ever left, she'd kill herself. I have no idea what to do. HELP!
-Keenan, CA

Goddamn Keenan!
You sure know how to pick them! As I read this, I was certain by her new found celibecy, she was sleeping with someone else, but when you tried to end it and she tried to kill herself, I don't know what the hell her problem is. And I'm trying to figure out if you are a saint, or a fucking idiot for trying to stick it through with her. All I can say is this: contact her family, tell them she's fucking nuts, and get the fuck out of dodge!
-Auntie J