Of Men and Assholes

Dear Aunt J and Aunt Reggie:
I've been with this guy for about a year and a half now. To be honest, he kind of treats me like shit. He cusses me out in front of friends and family, he went to a friend's Wii party on MY birthday, and didn't even invite me. To top it off, I'm almost certain that he's cheating on me. One day, I was looking for something in the back seat of the car and I noticed whitish stains in the fabric. I smelled it and I think they are sex stains. He told me when he was leaving his mom's house, he threw his opened deoderant in the back seat and that's what the stains are. Now, we are suppose to be getting an apartment together at the beginning of the year and he wants me to pay the entire deposit so he can use his money to spend New Years in Vegas with his buddy. How can I get him to realize what a jerk he's being?
- Banana Girl, CA

BG...
I say this with the utmost love... You are stupid. You've said it yourself. He treats you like shit. I'm not even sure why you're writing this. I hope you are not so diluted that you think that moving in together is going to solve all of your problems. I think it's so obvious that you need to bail out of this. Maybe take some you time after you send him packing to figure out what is wrong inside yourself that you will put yourself through so much torture. I don't even know you and I can tell you that you deserve better.
- Auntie J